Jonathan ce fait inviter au restaurant

Jonathan: Pas de problème, ça me convient
Jonathan: Vietnamien, j'aime bien.
Jonathan: hum... vers 11h45, ça te va?
Jonathan: Ok, ca me va!
Guillaume: De quoi tu parles?
Jonathan: Oui, j'aimerais bien!!
Guillaume: Quoi tu fais la?
Jonathan: On va diner ensemble ce midi?
Jonathan: Je te pose une question à l'envers, comme ça, je connais déjà la fin et je suis sûr de pas me faire répondre non.... c'est bien hein?
Guillaume: Fuck you Jo!

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Jonathan: I plan to go to Old Orchard Beach this summer
Mathieu: Really? It's seems to be a nice place to go on vacation.
Jonathan: Oh yeah it is, there is many bitches...
Jonathan: ... beaches.. well.. it's an homonym!
Mathieu: Fuck yeah!!!

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Martin: What are you doing next week?
Jonathan: I going to go to the Metallica show in the Quebec Colliseum!
Martin: Oh nice! how much was the ticket, where will you be sit?
Jonathan: I paid 50 bucks for my tickets, I am in the blue section, those where you're sit on.. on.. on a cochonne... cuchonne? cushon?
Martin: HHAHAHAHA . I want those ticket too!!! 50 buck to sit on a cochonne!! Sooooo Nice!!

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Jean-Philippe: Hey, Jonathan what are you doing for your girlfriend's birthday?
Jonathan: I bought a really beautiful gift, and we will have a lot of guest, so I don't know if I'm gonna cook for all these people.
Jean-Philippe: Well, if you don't, what are you gonna do?
Jonathan: Don't know, a friend of mine is a... is.... is a traitor, so I may call him.
Jean-Philippe: HAHAHAHA a traitor!!! nice friend!