Jonathan écoute une discussion de produits Avon

Madame X: Mon mari à passé sa commande la semaine passé, y va tu la recevoir bientôt?
Vendeuse Avon: Oui, mercredi prochain je devrais recevoir sa commande, je crois qu'il a commandé 2 bouteilles de parfum..??!?!
Madame X: hummm, non, il a dû commandé 2 bouteilles d'huile de bain, il l'avait bien aimé la dernière fois.
Vendeuse Avon: Non, 2 bouteille de parfum il me semble.
Madame X: C'est une bouteille bleu et blanche...
Vendeuse Avon: Oui, c'est du parfum ca!
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Jonathan: Awkward..!!

Jonathan... BIG BIG BIG Winner! (la suite...)

Cassandra
to Jonathan
11:46 AM (9 hours ago)

So I am in a tough spot. Legally since you are a resident of Quebec and I know this I can;t award you a limited edition SDN Kit as an official winner. What I will do though is give you a shirt just because you seem like a nice guy and you're funny. I'll send the remaining of your prize to your "other" address. Should get to you in mid to late January.

Cheers,

Cassandra ******
SDN Program ********* Manager

Jonathan... BIG BIG BIG Winner!

Cassandra ******* Congratulations! You are an SDN Quiz Winner - Mailing Address Needed to Claim Prize
1:44 PM (4 hours ago)

Congratulations! You are an SDN Quiz Winner - Mailing Address Needed to Claim Prize

You answered all the SDN Quiz questions correctly and were chosen at random to receive a free limited edition SDN Kit ( included: T-shirt, Hat, Gloves, Watch, Scarf, and much more...) . In order to claim your prize we need you to confirm the mailing address you inputted at the time you entered the contest. As by the address you gave when you entered the contest, I’m afraid Quebec is not an eligible Canadian province per our sweepstakes rules. Remember only legal residents of the US or Canada (Except Quebec) can be winners per sweepstakes rules. I would like to confirm if you live in Quebec. Please reply back to us by January 6th.

Have a nice day,

Cassandra ******
SDN Program ******** Manager


Jonathan
to Cassandra
6:05 PM (0 minutes ago)

Hmmm... Let's say that I live at:

Salvation Army
1621 South State Street
ANN ARBOR
MI 48104

Is that a valid address?

Merry Christmas!

Jonathan

Jonathan se fait vacciner contre la grippe H1N1

Au centre de vaccination de l'université Laval

Jonathan: Bonjour!
Infirmière: Bonjour!
Infirmière: Je vais faire la piqûre dans un instant, remonter votre manche et je vais appliquer un antiseptique.
Infirmière: Si vous avez un malaise, n'hésitez pas à m'en faire part!
Jonathan: Ok!
Jonathan: Ohoooooooh!! Je vois des points noir!! PLEIN DE POINTS NOIR!!!
Infirmière: ...
Infirmière: ... Je ne vous ai même pas encore piqué?!?!?!
Jonathan: Non, mais le ULTRA HUGE FAT AND HAIRY MAN devant moi vient d'enlever sa chemise pour se faire vacciner! Totally disgusting!!!
Infirmière: ...